"This moonlit night, late October swirling fore gloom..."
PLEASE READ DESCRIPTION before bustin my chops about scaring the wee ones!! I understand many of you will disagree with our methods, but it is what it is.
Our house is CLEARLY not for scared little tykes. Those who do not want their children traumatized, always steer clear of our haunt. It has been my observation, that the parents love to see their kids piss themselves, and THEY are the ones forcing them through the haunt. So for those of you who think we are cruel, look to the parents before giving us shit. Don't want your kid crying and peeing? Then STAY AWAY!
Nuff sed. Halloween fer life!